Tumblr (3.0; @kmjhansen)http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clientsfromhell.net/post/13696062193/client-with-the-issue-is-coming-out-in-october">clientsfromhell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><strong>Client:</strong> With the issue is coming out in October, could you Photoshop a sweater on those kids in bathing suits?</p> <p><strong>Me: </strong>What, with the sweater-tool?</p> <p><strong>Client:</strong> That sounds perfect! Thanks. </p> </div> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13741011321http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13741011321Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:02:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvopggeTJt1qj2xgxo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvopggeTJt1qj2xgxo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.eatsalaska.com/post/13728150719/sample-alaska-cruise-menu-this-sample-menu-is">eatsalaska</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> <h2 class="c1"><strong>Sample Alaska Cruise Menu</strong></h2> <p class="c2"><strong><em>This sample Menu is descriptive of the type of meals you can expect while on an Alaska Cruise aboard the Discovery. We’ve always felt that the cuisine was a very important part of our Alaska Cruise and will make every effort to make sure the food is as rewarding and memorable as is your Alaska Cruise.</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>MV Discovery</em></strong></p> <hr><p class="c2"><em><strong>First Course</strong></em></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>Garlic Bread Soup</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><em><strong>A mild garlic cream soup thickened with French bread.</strong></em></p> <hr><p class="c2"><strong><em>Second Course</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>Spinach Salad</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>Fresh baby spinach tossed with a marionberry-rieling vinaigrette with slices of bosc pear, candied walnuts and crumbles of blue cheese.</em></strong></p> <hr><p class="c2"><strong><em>Main Course- Entree</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>Cantonese Salmon</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>A pan-seared filet of salmon over a bed of wasabi mashed potatoes and topped with Chinese creamed spinach.</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>Tuna Del Cabo</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>A pepper crusted filet of yellow fin tuna seared to medium rare and topped with tequila citrus salsa, set over steamed rice and surrounded by saut<span>eed</span> vegetables.</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>Mojo Pork</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>Tender bits of braised pork shoulder in a tropical coconut-white wine sauce and lemon-cumin saut�ed green beans over a bed of herbed rice.</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>Steak a la Francais</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>Lean strips of beef sirloin in a red wine-demi sauce over garlic mashed potatoes with brussel sprouts blanched with sea salt.</em></strong></p> <p class="c2"><strong><em>Via <a href="http://www.alaskacharters.com/abouttheboat.htm">Alaska Charters</a></em></strong></p> </span></p> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13740883634http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13740883634Sun, 04 Dec 2011 14:59:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswrhqJjWy1qb1s3io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13740816110http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13740816110Sun, 04 Dec 2011 14:58:27 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clientsfromhell.net/post/13738166000/client-do-you-do-lemonade-me-do-we-do">clientsfromhell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><strong>Client: </strong>Do you do lemonade?</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> Do we do… lemonade?</p> <p><strong>Client:</strong> Yes, I was told you do that here.</p> <p><strong>Me: </strong>I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.</p> <p><strong>Client: </strong>I know that. I’m not an idiot. </p> <p><strong>Me: </strong>I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  </p> <p><strong>Client:</strong> Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> Do you mean… laminate?</p> </div> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13740728577http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13740728577Sun, 04 Dec 2011 14:56:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvj1lmxyWl1qzddo2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sportspage.tumblr.com/post/13588515185/listen-commissioner-i-told-him-okay-im-going">sportspage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Listen Commissioner, I told him “<span>Okay, I’m going to start stomping the air, like this…</span><span> </span><span>And if any part of you should fill that air…</span><span>It’s your own fault.”</span></p> <p><span><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvj1k89vHB1qzrudv.gif"/><br/></span></p> <p>Tell me what you think Ndamukong Suh will say at his appeal today?</p> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13612184129http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13612184129Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:50:34 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lviyulUPb21qbj1sio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dprblog.tumblr.com/post/13596209441/golden-gate-by-scott-sawyer-his-500px-portfolio">dprblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Golden Gate by Scott Sawyer. His <a href="http://500px.com/scott_sawyer" target="_self">500px portfolio</a> is worth checking out.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weandthecolor.com/post/13594940528/photography-by-scott-sawyer-more-photography">weandthecolor</a>:</p> <p>Photography</p> <blockquote> <p>by <a href="http://500px.com/scott_sawyer">Scott Sawyer</a>.</p> <p><a href="http://weandthecolor.com/tagged/photography" title="photography inspiration" target="_self">More photography inspiration.</a></p> <p>posted by<br/><a href="http://weandthecolor.com/" title="WE AND THE COLOR // Creative Inspiration">W.A.T.C.</a> // <a href="http://www.facebook.com/weandthecolor" title="WE AND THE COLOR on Facebook">Facebook</a> // <a href="http://twitter.com/weandthecolor" title="WE AND THE COLOR on Twitter">Twitter</a> // <a href="https://plus.google.com/105306518386620773730" title="WE AND THE COLOR Google+ Page">Google+</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13611857948http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13611857948Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:43:55 -0500<p><a href="http://clientsfromhell.net/post/13469535467/client-could-you-photoshop-it-so-that-i-look-like" class="tumblr_blog">clientsfromhell</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Client: </strong>Could you photoshop it so that I look like less of an asshole?</p> <p><strong>Me: </strong>I’m sorry, how…?</p> <p><strong>Client:</strong> My employees say I look like an asshole in this picture, so take care of it.</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> Can you ask them how you look like - </p> <p><strong>Client:</strong> Look, my employees are ignorant idiots, just fix it. </p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> Oh, I think I see it now. </p></blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13496070360http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13496070360Tue, 29 Nov 2011 05:39:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lug7saaIDc1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whitewhine.com/post/13473920687/my-god-youre-making-your-own-coffee" class="tumblr_blog">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>MY God…you’re making your OWN COFFEE?!</p></blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13496053141http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13496053141Tue, 29 Nov 2011 05:38:44 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvewxxLeqP1qd45ayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blogilates.tumblr.com/post/13493802072/i-hate-these-creatures" class="tumblr_blog">blogilates</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I hate these creatures.</p></blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13495996864http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13495996864Tue, 29 Nov 2011 05:34:39 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0yd47N3q1qzddo2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sportspage.tumblr.com/post/13118882590/verlander-wins-al-mvp">sportspage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.freep.com/article/20111121/SPORTS02/111121047/Tigers-Justin-Verlander-adds-AL-MVP-his-award-haul?odyssey=nav%7Chead"><strong>Verlander wins AL MVP.</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436999720http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436999720Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:22:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2kw8JyGL1qd3bpyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://condenasttraveler.tumblr.com/post/13160244309/the-maldives-photo-by-francesco-lagnese">condenasttraveler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.cntraveler.com/search/maldives?mbid=tumblr">The Maldives</a></p> <p><em>Photo by Francesco Lagnese</em></p> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436704297http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436704297Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:17:02 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2g6x0py21qb3mmfo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imremembering.com/post/13170946534/the-tootsie-pop-indian-guy">imremembering</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.candyfavorites.com/blog/tag/tootsie-roll-pops/">The Tootsie Pop Indian Guy</a></p> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436501285http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436501285Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:12:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutp7u29Qj1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whitewhine.com/post/13178263329/and-dont-even-get-me-started-on-the-way-my">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“And don’t even get me started on the way my diamond studded shoes have been chaffing my feet…”</p> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436402754http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436402754Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:10:58 -0500<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/songs-you-definitely-know-but-never-knew-the-name">15 Songs You Never Knew The Name Of </a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/13184026845/15-songs-you-never-knew-the-name-of">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This post solves a myriad of problems.</p> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436350415http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436350415Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:09:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv20do28hQ1qf70r5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ihatemyparents.tumblr.com/post/13204820242/now-can-i-throw-him">ihatemyparents</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Now can I throw him?</p> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436135403http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436135403Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:05:36 -0500“One of the first things Jobs did during the product review process was ban PowerPoints. “I hate the way people use slide presentations instead of thinking,” Jobs later recalled. “People would confront a problem by creating a presentation. I wanted them to engage, to hash things out at the table, rather than show a bunch of slides. People who know what they’re talking about don’t need PowerPoint.””<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://readmill.com/sven_frauen/reads/steve-jobs/highlights/8669">Highlighted</a> by Sven Frauen in Steve Jobs (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.readmill.com/">readmill</a>)</em>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436095284http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436095284Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:04:48 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mentalflossr.tumblr.com/post/13208207945/happy-franksgiving-why-fdr-rescheduled-turkey-day">mentalflossr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4h66bgZ11qeaqak.jpg"/></p> <p>In 1939, President Roosevelt moved up Thanksgiving a week to extend the holiday shopping season. The result: Americans celebrated both “Democrat Thanksgiving” and “Republican Thanksgiving” that year.</p> <p>[Read more: <a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/107100">Happy Franksgiving!</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436038171http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436038171Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:03:39 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Dq8ecJrlLm0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarahfit.tumblr.com/post/13208412923/new-recipe-video-for-thanksgiving-100-calorie">sarahfit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>New Recipe Video For Thanksgiving! :)</p> <p>100-Calorie Pumpkin Pie Bars - Thanksgiving Dessert (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq8ecJrlLm0&feature=share">SarahsFabChannel</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436020476http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13436020476Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:03:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswyeiquxM1qf2soxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.pictorymag.com/post/13216020676/growing-up-in-the-panhandle-of-texas-you-get-used">pictoryblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Growing up in the panhandle of Texas, you get used to big broad views around you, even to the point of being claustrophobic in places where you don’t see the horizon. But there is a real sense of freedom there, nothing is blocking your way, you feel free to go where anywhere, like there are no limits on your life or dreams.</p> <p class="credit">— By Dug McAlpine (submitted to “<a href="http://pictorymag.com/showcases/texas/">Everything’s Bigger in Texas</a>”)</p> <a class="cta" href="http://pictorymag.com/showcases/texas/">View the Published Photos from this Theme</a></blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13435885644http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13435885644Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:00:36 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4s95IHA21qly7dno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tarastileseats.tumblr.com/post/13217655955/healthy-oatmeal-chocolate-chip-cookies-video">tarastileseats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Healthy Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies! Video coming soon! </p> <p>Recipe from <a href="http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/nikkis-healthy-cookies-recipe.html">Nikki’s Healthy Cookies!</a></p> <p><a href="http://say.ly/iAg12pP"><strong>View more Tara Stiles on WhoSay </strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13435842065http://kmjhansen.tumblr.com/post/13435842065Sun, 27 Nov 2011 21:59:45 -0500