clientsfromhell:

Client: With the issue is coming out in October, could you Photoshop a sweater on those kids in bathing suits?

Me: What, with the sweater-tool?

Client: That sounds perfect! Thanks. 

eatsalaska:

Sample Alaska Cruise Menu

This sample Menu is descriptive of the type of meals you can expect while on an Alaska Cruise aboard the Discovery. We’ve always felt that the cuisine was a very important part of our Alaska Cruise and will make every effort to make sure the food is as rewarding and memorable as is your Alaska Cruise.

MV Discovery


First Course

Garlic Bread Soup

A mild garlic cream soup thickened with French bread.


Second Course

Spinach Salad

Fresh baby spinach tossed with a marionberry-rieling vinaigrette with slices of bosc pear, candied walnuts and crumbles of blue cheese.


Main Course- Entree

Cantonese Salmon

A pan-seared filet of salmon over a bed of wasabi mashed potatoes and topped with Chinese creamed spinach.

Tuna Del Cabo

A pepper crusted filet of yellow fin tuna seared to medium rare and topped with tequila citrus salsa, set over steamed rice and surrounded by sauteed vegetables.

Mojo Pork

Tender bits of braised pork shoulder in a tropical coconut-white wine sauce and lemon-cumin saut�ed green beans over a bed of herbed rice.

Steak a la Francais

Lean strips of beef sirloin in a red wine-demi sauce over garlic mashed potatoes with brussel sprouts blanched with sea salt.

Via Alaska Charters

12.04.11 /14:58/ 553

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

sportspage:

“Listen Commissioner, I told him “Okay, I’m going to start stomping the air, like this… And if any part of you should fill that air…It’s your own fault.”

Tell me what you think Ndamukong Suh will say at his appeal today?
12.01.11 /19:50/ 34
dprblog:

Golden Gate by Scott Sawyer. His 500px portfolio is worth checking out.
weandthecolor:
Photography

by Scott Sawyer.
More photography inspiration.
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12.01.11 /19:43/ 141

clientsfromhell:

Client: Could you photoshop it so that I look like less of an asshole?

Me: I’m sorry, how…?

Client: My employees say I look like an asshole in this picture, so take care of it.

Me: Can you ask them how you look like - 

Client: Look, my employees are ignorant idiots, just fix it. 

Me: Oh, I think I see it now. 

whitewhine:

MY God…you’re making your OWN COFFEE?!
11.29.11 /05:38/ 329
blogilates:

I hate these creatures.
11.29.11 /05:34/ 507
sportspage:

Verlander wins AL MVP.
11.27.11 /22:22/ 39
Canvas  by  andbamnan