Client: With the issue is coming out in October, could you Photoshop a sweater on those kids in bathing suits?
Me: What, with the sweater-tool?
Client: That sounds perfect! Thanks.
Sample Alaska Cruise Menu
This sample Menu is descriptive of the type of meals you can expect while on an Alaska Cruise aboard the Discovery. We’ve always felt that the cuisine was a very important part of our Alaska Cruise and will make every effort to make sure the food is as rewarding and memorable as is your Alaska Cruise.
MV Discovery
First Course
Garlic Bread Soup
A mild garlic cream soup thickened with French bread.
Second Course
Spinach Salad
Fresh baby spinach tossed with a marionberry-rieling vinaigrette with slices of bosc pear, candied walnuts and crumbles of blue cheese.
Main Course- Entree
Cantonese Salmon
A pan-seared filet of salmon over a bed of wasabi mashed potatoes and topped with Chinese creamed spinach.
Tuna Del Cabo
A pepper crusted filet of yellow fin tuna seared to medium rare and topped with tequila citrus salsa, set over steamed rice and surrounded by sauteed vegetables.
Mojo Pork
Tender bits of braised pork shoulder in a tropical coconut-white wine sauce and lemon-cumin saut�ed green beans over a bed of herbed rice.
Steak a la Francais
Lean strips of beef sirloin in a red wine-demi sauce over garlic mashed potatoes with brussel sprouts blanched with sea salt.
Via Alaska Charters
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
Client: Could you photoshop it so that I look like less of an asshole?
Me: I’m sorry, how…?
Client: My employees say I look like an asshole in this picture, so take care of it.
Me: Can you ask them how you look like -
Client: Look, my employees are ignorant idiots, just fix it.
Me: Oh, I think I see it now.





